Pike and Carp Clasp and Hasp Jawels

Both fish are used as repeat treat
You may not know the jaws are also great
When you scale them, gut them, and fillet
hand them to me, I have a surprising tale

BASTARDS BITE ME
IN NO PEACE FISHING AT NIGHT
I FEARED THE LIPS OF THOSE
HELMETED TEEPS AS THINKING
I'M A FLY!

But as the bastards clamped my leggings
it made my pants fit snug, tight.

Both fish have given me a new look
No leakin' water around the private nook.
That old idea they up and they took
I left that under a rock near a babbling brook.

[Give me the hasp jaw of the pike and carp.
I'll take those pantlegs onto the market art!
All I do to the fish heads is juggle dead flies
in the their milky dead deep black eyes.]

Brand me the Baron of Fish and the puppet of flies.
The pants tugging me tight with fresh or not so fresh smell
of the ocean's receipt.
That's a guarantee that nothing will crawl in
including ticks and fleas.